Bernie Bridges has it all figured out. AprilMay Junethe hottest girl in the fourth gradewill ask him to the annual girlinviteboy school dance. Theyll dance the night away, and AprilMay June will totally fall for him. Theres only one problem Reality. AprilMay June doesnt WANT to go with Bernie. She wouldnt go with Bernie even if he was the last guy on earth. Then Jennifer Ecchthe Nightmare Girlswoops in and asks Bernie to the dance. Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch? Bernie has a plan. Hell convince Jennifer that he is lower than toe fungus and not worthy enough to go to the dance with her. But love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernieno matter what. So Bernie has no choice. The time has come to hold a longdistance snotblowing contest right in front of Jennifer. That should be gross enough to get Jennifer out of his lifeshouldnt it?
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